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Tyke
04-08-2007, 12:03 AM
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Weez
04-08-2007, 08:16 AM
Nice one Mr Tyke here is some more very important info to help you understand the fairer sex a bit better;)
She says ... She means ...

yes - no
No - yes
maybe-no
we need - i want
I'm sorry - you'll be sorry
we need to talk - i need to complain
sure...go ahead -i don't want you to
is my butt fat? - tell me i'm beautiful
do what you want -you'll pay for this later
i'm not upset - Of course I'm upset, you moron
Are you listening to me?? - to late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate - Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights - I have flabby thighs
You're so.. manly - You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? - I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision - The correct decision should be obvious by now You're certainly attentive tonight Is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute - Kick off your shoes and find a good game on Tv
How much do you love me? - I did something today that you're really not going to like

Weez
04-08-2007, 08:47 AM
And just so us gals can understand the meaningful words you guys speak!!!


I'm hungry - I'm hungry
I'm sleepy - i'm sleepy
I'm tired - I'm tired
Nice dress - Nice cleavage!
I love you - Let's have sex now
I'm bored - Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong - I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too - Ok, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? - I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? - I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage - want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk - I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I am gay