New boots - funny

[Tyke]

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, were new settlers
in Adelaide , Australia .

Ray always wanted a pair of authentic RM Williams
boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the
house and says to his wife: "Notice anything
different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom,
undresses, and walks back into the room completely
naked except for the boots, and asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different?

It's hanging down today, it was hanging downyesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS
HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a new hat, Ray".


:D

[likesshopping]

(a little giggle).

very funny.

Will tell a few others that joke today.

sarahx

[jen&ian]

Hope this new section of the forum means we will be treated to plenty more of Tykes jokes and stories. They always make me laugh:p.

Jen:)

[Hayshake]

I very much liked this one, will send it to my Aussie friends who live in Cooke Plains, up above Murray Bridge.

[Angela]

:D
Copied it & sent to a friend in Nz & in Sydney - like it , well done Tyke

Cheers
Angela

[Aussiebound]

Have got that one printed off, keep them coming!!!

[dglamoore]

very funny :p:D keep em coming! Although Greg is a bit concerned now after you telling him where to buy new boots yesterday :o

Lisa:cool:

[Tyke]

very funny :p:D keep em coming! Although Greg is a bit concerned now after you telling him where to buy new boots yesterday :o

Lisa:cool:


I'm more worried about Greg and the Enchilada!!!

I'll let you explain that one.......................

[dglamoore]

I'm more worried about Greg and the Enchilada!!!

I'll let you explain that one.......................



aka schnitzel :D:p

Lisa:cool: