Why dogs are better than women..........

[Tyke]

Why Dogs are Better Than Women 1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

2. Dogs like beer.

3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.

4. Dogs don't criticize.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs never expect gifts.

7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.

8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.

9. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours

10. Dogs don't cry.

11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.

12. A dog' time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late - the later you are,

the more excited they are to see you.

14. Anyone can get a good looking dog.

15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

16. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

20. A dog's parents never visit.

[Weez]

Any thing you can do i can do better !!!!!:D

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
5. Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.
6. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
7. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
8. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh
at how you throw).
9. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know
the most important thing is that you're together.
10. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
11. You can train a dog.
12. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
13. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
14. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
15. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the
*really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a
vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
16. Dogs understand what "no" means.
17. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
18. Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
19. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
20. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
21. You can house train a dog.
22. You can force a dog to take a bath.
23. Dogs don't correct your stories.
24. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger
owner.
25. Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
26. Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
27. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
28. Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.
29. Dogs admit it when they're lost.
30. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
31. Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
32. Dogs take care of their own needs.
33. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
34. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
35. Dogs are nice to your relatives.

[Tyke]

:p:p:p:p
Nice return Weez.

[dglamoore]

Touche ;)

Lisa:cool: