Guzzler, you do have a way with words.
Graham, not wishing to set you off or anything, but blimey, don't men moan and whinge when it comes to doing some serious work?! If you men put as much effort into the job at hand as you do about whinging, the job would be over in flash...
I would like to point out that I can say this as my OH is out at work, being a teacher in the school hols!
See you when you get here, wine and beer being chilled now