I'm a lucky boy.

[Guest Guest75]

I'm just sat here counting my blessings.

 

I have a lovely wife and I make the proclamation publicly!

 

As some of you have read I'm looking to buy a boat.

This started off as something small like the smallest of tinnies for a bit of fun.

Now with Mrs Tyke's guidance she is insisting on buying something larger like a half cab so we can have family days out ( I interpret that as 4 mates fishing).Apparently the craft has to look good and when I mentioned how much Moola that would set us back she was OK about it.

I am expecting requests for make up holders and leopard skin seat covers next though.

 

 

Now Mrs Tyke has suggested that I should learn to play golf as perhaps I may feel a little left out from the Galahs in here!!!!

 

 

Am I a lucky boy or what.

 

 

To cap it off Mrs Tyke is going on hols back to the UK for a few weeks leaving me to my own devices.

Apparently there is something called a "Freezer" chock full of nice meals and curries pre prepared.

 

The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????

[Guest Django]

The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????

 

Don't worry one of the gallahs out there will show you how to use one. With a few hours down a driving range you will soon a master. :biglaugh:

[Guest caoimhe]

Nice to see a man appreciate what he has in life in terms of his lovely wife

[Guest CARMEN]

Hi Tyke

 

Your Wife Is One Clever Lady - Shopping Trip For A Few Weeks And Then Training You How To Be Out Of The House, (and Never Get Under Her Feet Again) When She Gets Back - Your Lovely Wife Can't Lose;)

 

 

ENJOY!

 

LYNNE XX

[Guest isandev]

You are one jammy b******d. Every time i go golfing I expect to see the wife crawling around in the rough with a sniper rifle!!! I am starting to believe that you are Adelaides answer to Roman Abramovitch, what is the mark up on a gallon of olive oil???

Enjoy it mate you really are living the dream!!!!

 

Gavin

[Lazy Cow]

'Lucky' - yes!

'Boy'- Ha!

Yours mockingly,

LC:p

[Guest Guzzler&Sas]

The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????

 

 

Not if you stick to your crimpolene slacks:biglaugh::biglaugh:,

 

Guzzler

[Guest Nick11]

I'm just sat here counting my blessings.

 

I have a lovely wife and I make the proclamation publicly!

 

As some of you have read I'm looking to buy a boat.

This started off as something small like the smallest of tinnies for a bit of fun.

Now with Mrs Tyke's guidance she is insisting on buying something larger like a half cab so we can have family days out ( I interpret that as 4 mates fishing).Apparently the craft has to look good and when I mentioned how much Moola that would set us back she was OK about it.

I am expecting requests for make up holders and leopard skin seat covers next though.

 

 

Now Mrs Tyke has suggested that I should learn to play golf as perhaps I may feel a little left out from the Galahs in here!!!!

 

 

Am I a lucky boy or what.

 

 

To cap it off Mrs Tyke is going on hols back to the UK for a few weeks leaving me to my own devices.

Apparently there is something called a "Freezer" chock full of nice meals and curries pre prepared.

 

The only downside I can see at the moment is I have to learn how to use something called an "Iron"????

 

Bless you my son!

What a lovely bloke you are.

[Guest Guest75]

'Lucky' - yes!

 

'Boy'- Ha!

 

Yours mockingly,

LC:p

 

A figure of speech my dear:p

 

Perhaps I should have used "Child" instead;)

 

Yours Double - Mockingly.

[Guest Guest75]

Hi Tyke

 

Your Wife Is One Clever Lady - Shopping Trip For A Few Weeks And Then Training You How To Be Out Of The House, (and Never Get Under Her Feet Again) When She Gets Back - Your Lovely Wife Can't Lose;)

 

 

ENJOY!

 

LYNNE XX

 

Ooooeeerrr!!!!

 

Never thought of it that way

[Guest Guest75]

Don't worry one of the gallahs out there will show you how to use one. With a few hours down a driving range you will soon a master. :biglaugh:

 

 

Trust you to see it that way.

 

Not sure if I want any more deadly hand weapons in the house though.

 

The rolling pin gets bigger as I get naughtier.!

[Guest Guest75]

You are one jammy b******d. Every time i go golfing I expect to see the wife crawling around in the rough with a sniper rifle!!! I am starting to believe that you are Adelaides answer to Roman Abramovitch, what is the mark up on a gallon of olive oil???

Enjoy it mate you really are living the dream!!!!

 

Gavin

 

Nah - not him - he's ugly!!!

Had to Google him.

 

This is payback time after some very risky ventures in our early years.

I'd never do what I did again in my previous life - or work the 7 days a week!!