Thank God !!

[Guest guest569]

In the beginning God created day and night.

 

He created day for footy matches, going to

 

the beach and BBQ's

 

He created night for going fishing,

 

 

sleeping and BBQ's,

 

 

and God saw that it was good.

 

 

 

 

On theSecond Day, God created water -

 

for surfing,

 

 

swimming

 

 

and BBQ's on the beach

 

 

,and God saw that it was good.

 

 

 

On the Third Day God created the Earth

 

to bring forth plants

 

 

 

to provide malt and yeast for beer

 

 

and wood for BBQs,

 

and God saw that it was good.

 

On the Fourth Day God created animals

 

and crustaceans

 

 

 

for chops,

 

sausages,

 

 

steak and prawns for BBQ's,

 

and God saw that it was good.

 

 

 

 

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke

 

 

- to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer

 

and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's,

 

and God saw that it was good.

 

 

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely

 

and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer,

 

eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates,

 

 

and God saw that they were good Blokes,

 

and God saw that it was good.

 

 

 

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling

 

barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and

 

 

the raucous laughter of all the Blokes.

 

He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns

 

and God Saw that it was good ... ...

 

Well... Almost good.

 

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up

 

and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas

 

 

to clean the house, to bear children, to wash,

 

To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw

 

that it was not just good. It was better than that,

 

it was Bloody Awesome!

 

 

IT WAS AUSTRALIA !

[Guest sarahsmartiepants]

Bloody awesome Pash!

 

But I thought it was Captain Cook, and thank god the Dutch werent too keen!!!