I am dying here. I had a fan on last night and that was worse than useless. The aircon is on 24/7 from now on. Some poor woman rang the radio station this morning saying that it was 49.2 degrees where she lived (800kms north of Adelaide). That's obscene.
Some of us don't have pools - yet!!! And some of us are at work, so can't pop off down the beach, and by the time we get home tonight will be on the brink of death anyway so going to the beach may cause drowning!!!!!!
I hope I have made you feel suitably guilty...:p