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    1. #1
      Rob and Clare

      Beer, beer, beer

      At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the
      general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
      Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
      found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

      When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys
      said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New Thanks."

      The head of XXXX smiled and said, "Make mine a XXXX Gold."

      To which the boss of Carlton &United rejoined, "I'll have a VB, the King of

      And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on
      the planet."

      The General Manager of Coopers paused a moment and then placed
      his order: "I'll have a Coke."

      The others looked at him has if he had sprouted a new head.

      "Well," he said with a shrug, "if you blokes aren't drinking beer,
      then neither will I."

    2. #2
      So funny thats ace

    3. #3

      Senior Member
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      Jun 2008
      Adelaide SA
      196 times
      Very funny!
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