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      Rob and Clare

      Best Australian Joke

      > > A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.
      > > He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night
      > > wondering what could have happened to her.
      > > Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple
      > > of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
      > > The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
      > > really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.
      > > 'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news first?'
      > > The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead. Young Bill
      > > here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.
      > > He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'
      > > The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a bit of
      > > a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together and asks what
      > > the good news is.
      > > The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a few
      > > really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've
      > > brought you your share.'
      > > He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four or
      > > five crabs in it.
      > > 'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and all
      > > that... So what's the other possible good news?
      > > 'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here
      > > get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and
      > > pull her up again!

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      YEZZUM,Its a craacker!Nice one Ha Ha!


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