Funny....well i thought so !!!

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> A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to

> a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

>

> As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the

> bar:

>

> COLD BEER: $2.00

>

> HAMBURGER: $2.25

>

> CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

>

> CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

>

> HAND JOB: $50.00

>

> Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole'

> biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive

> female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled

> farmers.

>

> She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

>

> "Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

>

> The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he

> whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

>

> She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I

> sure am".

>

> The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,

> "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

[Guest SA Great]

Brilliant!!

[Guest Django]

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