Ideal Job in Oz

[Guest Django]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6276618.stm

 

Any takers?????

 

Pete

[Guest Leanne & Mark]

oooeeeerrrrrrrrrrr

[Guest dglamoore]

bet you won't find that one on seek

 

Lisa:cool:

[Guest Django]

Just think what would happen if some major brands made condoms but kept their own advertising slogans.......

 

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

 

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

 

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

 

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

 

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

 

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please )

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

[Guest graandjac]

Pete - surely the job was made for you!!!!!!!!!!

 

Pete - you really have got some time on your hands!!!!! pmsl!