Posts from my mad American friend

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I kind of know this bloke,a very witty ,warm and generous chap.

 

john#8 an American bloke.

How the heck he comes up with this stuff I don't know.

 

I'd love to actually meet him but sadly I don't think I ever will

 

He has some quite severe health problems but always manages to cheer others up

 

I quote one of his recent posts............

 

Uncle Bubba is gone. He always wore a three piece suit.

He drifted from job to job: balloon vendor, freelance toilet

inspector, aardvark groomer, among others. He finally settled

in his basement, where he lost his mind trying to invent a rectal

harmonica. After that the family kept him tied to a oak tree in

the back yard, where they fed him with a slingshot. After six

years they released him on Mussolini's birthday whereupon

he married a passive-aggressive librarian who later beat him

daily with a copy of Charles Dickens's 'Christmas Carol.'

 

He died at seventy-five from a head injury suffered as a result

of undue glee following a bowel movement. <g> Bubba was

my mentor & I will miss him.

 

John: