They walk among us........

[Guest lastboyscout]

Copied from an email I received today:goofy:

 

>

> They walk among us

>

> I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a

>Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little

> Chalkboard That said "buy one-get one free". "They're already

> Buy-one-get-one-free", she

> Said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free

>sandwiches

>

> And I walked out the door.

>

> They walk among us and many work retail.

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>

> A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of

> His old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it

> Saying:

>

> "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."

>

> For three days the fridge Sat There without even one person looking

>twice at it. My friend decided

> That People were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to

>be true, So He changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."

> The next day someone stole it.

>

> They walk among us.

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>

> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of

> Them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky

> And said, "Where?"

>

> They Walk among us!

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>

> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

> Which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the

>sun

> Waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the

> North?"

> When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has

> For sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with

>That stuff."

>

> They Walk Among Us!!

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>

> I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day

> I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center

> Was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,

>7

> Days a

> Week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to

>end

> The

> Call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

>

> They Walk Among Us!

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>

> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when

> We overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

> Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in

>a

> Convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car

>was

> Moving."

>

> They Walk Among Us!

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>

> My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through

> A seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

>

> They Walk Among Us!

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>

> I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose

> Ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't

>the

> Chain rip out every time she turned her head?"

> I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance

> Apart no matter which way the head is turned.

>

> They Walk Among Us!

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>

> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went

> To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags

>never

> Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a

>trained

> Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your

> Plane arrived yet?"

>

> They Walk Among Us!

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>

> While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small

> Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he

>would

> Like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time

>before

> Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry

>enough

> To eat

> 6 pieces."

>

> Yep, They Walk Among Us!

> ====================

> They walk among us, AND they reproduce...

[Guest dglamoore]

He he some very good ones there - I worked as a store manager for 15 years and it is scarey some of the things people come out with

 

Lisa:v_SPIN:

[Guest kendra]

Copied from actual recent experience (eek)

1. I asked in a bookstore for Douglas Adam's 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" The woman replied "have you tried the motoring and map section madam?"

 

 

2. Applied for a concession for telephone. On the form, it looked like this:

 

You must have either a concession card or

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A doctors certificate

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On presenting the concession card, the genius behind the counter asked for a doctors certificate also.

When I pointed out the words "either" and "or" she replied "yes, but theres a big important line around the certificate so they must want it".

A few roos short in the top paddock there!