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    1. #1

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Apr 2007
      Was Walsall now Redwood Park NE Adelaide
      97 times

      They walk among us........

      Copied from an email I received today

      > They walk among us
      > I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
      >Sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
      > Chalkboard That said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
      > Buy-one-get-one-free", she
      > Said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free
      > And I walked out the door.
      > They walk among us and many work retail.
      > ====================
      > A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of
      > His old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it
      > Saying:
      > "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
      > For three days the fridge Sat There without even one person looking
      >twice at it. My friend decided
      > That People were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to
      >be true, So He changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
      > The next day someone stole it.
      > They walk among us.
      > ====================
      > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
      > Them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky
      > And said, "Where?"
      > They Walk among us!
      > ====================
      > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
      > Which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
      > Waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
      > North?"
      > When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
      > For sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
      >That stuff."
      > They Walk Among Us!!
      > ====================
      > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
      > I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
      > Was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
      > Days a
      > Week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
      > The
      > Call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
      > They Walk Among Us!
      > ====================
      > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
      > We overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
      > Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in
      > Convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car
      > Moving."
      > They Walk Among Us!
      > ====================
      > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through
      > A seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
      > They Walk Among Us!
      > ====================
      > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
      > Ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
      > Chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
      > I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance
      > Apart no matter which way the head is turned.
      > They Walk Among Us!
      > ====================
      > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
      > To the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
      > Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
      > Professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
      > Plane arrived yet?"
      > They Walk Among Us!
      > ====================
      > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
      > Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
      > Like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
      > Responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
      > To eat
      > 6 pieces."
      > Yep, They Walk Among Us!
      > ====================
      > They walk among us, AND they reproduce...

    2. #2
      He he some very good ones there - I worked as a store manager for 15 years and it is scarey some of the things people come out with


    3. #3
      Copied from actual recent experience (eek)
      1. I asked in a bookstore for Douglas Adam's 'Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" The woman replied "have you tried the motoring and map section madam?"

      2. Applied for a concession for telephone. On the form, it looked like this:

      You must have either a concession card or
      A doctors certificate
      On presenting the concession card, the genius behind the counter asked for a doctors certificate also.
      When I pointed out the words "either" and "or" she replied "yes, but theres a big important line around the certificate so they must want it".
      A few roos short in the top paddock there!


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