Friday Joke

[Guest Django]

A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Sydney.

 

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

 

The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.

 

The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust,

'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

 

The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too. I didn't know we had a choice.'

[Guest ali@51]

very amusing:cute:. But not worthy of an answer:D.

[Guest Aussiebound]

Very good Pete, Hope theres plenty more of them for Sunday! We have a few we could share but would not want to offend anyone.

[Guest nikkiandlee]

Ohh that was funny

 

it would take a lot to offend me Sarah;)

 

Nikki

 

xx

[Guest dglamoore]

Very good :biglaugh: although have to be the saturday joke here Nice to see you back on more, you have been missed!!

 

Lisa:p

[Guest Django]

Nice to see you back on more, you have been missed!!

 

Its nice to be missed. Did you think you had got rid of me?

 

Pete

[Guest tracy]

Roflmfao

 

Hahahaaha:d

[Guest dglamoore]

Its nice to be missed. Did you think you had got rid of me?

 

Pete

 

 

hehe wishful thinking like we would want to get rid of you!!!!! How is baby Joe?

 

Lisa;)