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    1. #1

      Wink Ways to turn down unwanted men

      HE : Can I buy you a drink?
      SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

      HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
      SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

      HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
      SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

      HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
      SHE : I must've been given your share.

      HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
      SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

      HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
      SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

      HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
      SHE : Okay, get out.

      HE : I think I could make you very happy.
      SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

      HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
      SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

      HE : Can I have your name?
      SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

      HE : Shall we go see a movie?
      SHE : I've already seen it.

      HE: Where have you been all my life?
      SHE : Hiding from you.

      HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
      SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

      HE :Is this seat empty?
      SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

      HE : So, what do you do for a living?
      SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

      HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
      SHE : Do not enter.

      HE : Your body is like a temple.
      SHE :Sorry, there are no services today.
      HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
      SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


    2. #2

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Jun 2007
      Hallett Cove, Adelaide
      160 times
      Oh noooooo!!!

      Number 9 was what my husband said to me on our first date and I fell for it!! Doh

    3. #3

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Jul 2007
      130 times
      Ooooohhhhhh See My Chat Up Line Was

      "do You Want To Go Halves On A Baby?"
      ANGELA,CHRIS IN REAL ESTATE,CONOR 15 going on 22 and SHEA 8 going on 15.
      'A new way to do business'

    4. #4
      Quote Originally Posted by csobrien1966 View Post
      Ooooohhhhhh See My Chat Up Line Was

      "do You Want To Go Halves On A Baby?"
      worked then.......twice



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