One line wisdoms.

[Guest Guest75]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

 

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

 

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be

misquoted, then used against you.

 

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so

popular?

 

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

[Guest needtogonow]

"Been there, done that, got the T shirt."

[Guest needtogonow]

"Often we fault in others what we see in ourselves."

[jtct]

We all know 'he's one sandwich short of a picnic' or

'the light's on but no-ones at home' but I like

The wheels turning but the hamster's dead!

[Guest needtogonow]

We all know 'he's one sandwich short of a picnic' or

'the light's on but no-ones at home' but I like

The wheels turning but the hamster's dead!

 

 

Or my favourite is 'he's a prawn short of a barbie!'

[Guest Guest75]

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them"

 

:biglaugh:

[HEAPS GOOD !!!]

If the horse wouldnt of stopped for a crap it would have won the race...

 

The lift does not go all thwe way to the top.....

 

HG

[Guest nishman]

"When there's always biscuits in the tin, where's the fun in biscuits?"

[coolerking]

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

 

Groucho Marx

 

 

Cooler

[Guest Guest75]

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

 

Groucho Marx

 

 

Cooler

 

 

Groucho had so many to choose from!

[HEAPS GOOD !!!]

Confuscious say........

 

Man who have beer belly not have sun burnt winky.....

 

HG

[The Flinns]

Confuscious say........

 

Man who have beer belly not have sun burnt winky.....

 

HG

 

Confuscious say.......

 

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day...

[coolerking]

Confucius say....

 

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 

Cooler

[coolerking]

Grandma always said....

 

"Cows don't care what you wear. They just care if your hands are warm."

 

Cooler

[coolerking]

This one is so true

 

If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

- Brooke Shields

 

Cooler

[Guest lastboyscout]

Not so much for here........

 

`Don`t eat yellow snow`

[Guest RichandHelen]

"Money doesn`t buy happiness but it sure makes misery feel a whole lot better.. "

[Guest needtogonow]

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

[Guest Guest75]

There are 3 types of people in this world - those who can count and and those of can't.

[Guest Guest75]

Confucius say............Don't wear a wooly jumper when fishing for Snook - had to cut a lure out .Mrs Tyke not happy!