True love....

[Guest Damien]

I was laying in bed listening to last night's rain rattling on the roof. That sound whilst I'm in bed makes me feel really cozy. Lisa was snoring away next to me and she had snuggled right up against me. I rolled over and put my hand on her bum thinking :Randy-git:, as my hand caressed her bum she let off a ripper of a fart . Nice.

 

True love is being able to do that (even if in your sleep).

 

Revenge will be mine

[Guest markmet]

That was so funny and so familiar. Im still laughin. Im sure your other half will appreciate you sharing her bottom tremor with the rest of us lol!

Chris

Flagstaff Hill

[Guest The Dimmocks]

That made me and hubby laugh. Sure Lisa will see the funny side LOL

[Guest Guest75]

I can't wait to grass you up to Lisa.

 

 

 

True love is...................

 

Going out fishing on your wife's birthday at 5.00am and living to tell the tale;)

[Guest Jersey Bean]

Arh mate I can honestly say your in deepOO for that one for sure lol i`d sleep with one eye open if I was you ha ha

 

Funny as

 

love the Rain me

[Guest Weez]

DAMO!!!! you are so mean!!! has Lisa seen this???? there was me thinking you were being all poncy and loved up!!! you are a bad bad boy!!

[Guest Admar72]

Hillarious!! Good onya Lisa! Damien, how could you!? Hahahaha

[mummytummy]

I have to say that if i was Lisa and found you had shared this with the world i would make your life a living hell for a while:mad: We ladies don't snore we "Purr" and as for farting, what's that? Revenge will be Lisa's:cute:

[Guest Weez]

i'm gonna tell her on saturday, you will not be having a happy birthday Mr!!

[Guest kangomik]

Your lucky she didn't follow through mate, could have been a bad case of "freckles" ! LOL

[Guest Damien]

MRS DAMIEN HERE!!!!!! Yes Damien I have read it now!!! Thanks to my girlfriends filling me in! Well, I do love revenge.. To say Damiens bottom is a highy flammable area, would be be an under statement and old news for those who have spent anytime with him (hey Louise/Ben etc etc) Well I thought I should give my thought on what 'LOVE IS!' - 'Lasting more than a minute in the bedroom' would be nice. Don't mess with MRS Damien - hey dear! x

[Guest Damien]

oops.... This is gonna cost me

[Guest kangomik]

That would mean doing it more than twice LOL

[Guest Weez]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!:biglaugh: that will teach you Damo, Lisa i would agree on the smelly gas leaks but it would only make him proud and he can't rival Ben! it's all the playing around with it that he does you kno, tho i must admit....a whole minute!! he doesn't look the type to last that long!! oh well i guess that size and performance isn't everything ...hey Damo??

[Guest Jersey Bean]

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHAAAAA!

 

FPMSL!!!! you deserve that matey!!!!!!

 

YOu go girl!"