I was laying in bed listening to last night's rain rattling on the roof. That sound whilst I'm in bed makes me feel really cozy. Lisa was snoring away next to me and she had snuggled right up against me. I rolled over and put my hand on her bum thinking :Randy-git:, as my hand caressed her bum she let off a ripper of a fart . Nice.
True love is being able to do that (even if in your sleep).
Revenge will be mine ;)