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csobrien1966

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3 auzzies..jim,bruce and steve were working on high rise flats..steve slips and is killed instantly.down the bottom.

big discussion.... who will tell the wife he has died.

bruce says he will do it as they are best mates.

 

one hour later Bruce returns with a case of fosters under his arms.Bruce said steve's wife had gave it to him.

 

Jim says 'Hang on you told steve's wife that he had died and she gave you a case of fosters'.

 

Bruce says 'not exactly'...i told her i was sorry to hear she was a widow.

 

she says...'i'm not a widow..'

 

Bruce says "bet you a case of fosters you are!".

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