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      Joke For The Day

      This story happened a while ago in Brisbane, and even though it sounds
      like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.

      John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road
      hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm.

      The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he
      could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

      Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.

      John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the
      car and closed the door, just to realise there was nobody behind the
      wheel and the engine wasn't on!

      The car started moving slowly.

      John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching.

      Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before he
      hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.

      John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand repeatedly came
      through the window but never harmed him.

      Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub down the road so,
      gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to it.

      Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody
      about the horrible ordeal he had just experienced.

      A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realised he was crying and
      wasn't drunk.

      Suddenly two other people walked into the same pub.

      They, like John, were also wet and out of breath.

      Looking around and seeing John sobbing at the bar, one said to the

      'Look, Bruce, there's that f***ing idiot that got in the car while we
      were pushing it!'


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      hehe just read this on email and thought it was great - thanks


    3. #3

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Aug 2007
      Port Noarlunga
      134 times

      I had a good giggle to that one!

      Keep them coming.
      Cornelia (41), Andy (42!!), Ally (16) & Wee Andi (12) x

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      donna T
      Tee hee - I was waiting for the spooky ending but got a laugh instead:v_SPIN:

    5. #5

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Jun 2007
      Hallett Cove, Adelaide
      160 times

      Oooh, you had me on that one. Was not expecting that punch line!!


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