ladies night

[csobrien1966]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up,

and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted Solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit."

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then

tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Guest massive]

Well it did make me LOL but here's my best tip for a girls night out return

flick the trip switch on the electrics so the alarm clock start flashing then they never know what time you come in,

Debbie

[ianb]

cracking story, now everytime i have my ring tone on my phone go off(sound of cukoo) i am going to listen out for rachel passing wind now hahahahaha LMAO

[Guest dglamoore]

that is soooooo funny thank god we do not have a cuckoo clock :biglaugh: now when is that girls night out hehehehehe

 

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