See my avatar, yes that's my boat. So why is it that every time I get a pass from the mrs to go out on it it's too bloody windy? Does Lisa has some sixth sense?
'Yeah, course you can love, take the boat out, enjoy yourself. Hopefully it won't be too windy'. Cue her witch powers and bang, a gale.
I haven't been out for nearly 2 months. Bloody old hag. Do love her though.