talking maori clock

[csobrien1966]

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown flat to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk Samoan

led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong

hanging on the wall.

 

'What's that big brass gong for ?' one of the friend's asked.

 

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Maori clock' he drunkenly

replied.

 

'A talking Maori clock - seriously ?' 'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).' 'How's

it work ?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

 

'Just watch' he said. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong

an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.

 

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment

in astounded silence.

 

Suddenly, a Maori voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

'For f*#k's sake, you stupid coconut . It's ten past three in the

f*#king morning..!!!'

[cormcvcr]

i like it!!!!!

[Guest graandjac]

:biglaugh:You now have the job of chief joke teller Brill....!!!!!!!