I do feel guilty about this being a Pom in Australia, but i know i would get it with both barrels from certain collegues at work. So if you want some ammo with which to pay your Aussie friends out with then maybe we can post some jokes...
What do you call an australian with a bottle of Champagne ? Waiter
I see the Australian Cricket fans were in fancy dress this morning at the SCG, as plastic Chairs.
What do you call a Australian Cricketer with 100 runs to his name ? A bowler.