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      Join Date
      Aug 2007
      Port Noarlunga
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      Smile fast car - fast reaction

      Craig drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom.
      Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the
      wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

      "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the
      pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw
      a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

      "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought Craig as he floored
      it to 110, then 120, then 130. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth
      am I doing? I'm too honest for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to
      the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

      16 minutes later, pulling in behind him, the police officer walked
      up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said,
      "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking
      off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were
      speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

      Craig looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
      ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing
      her back."

      "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
      Cornelia (41), Andy (42!!), Ally (16) & Wee Andi (12) x

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