The Birthday Treat!!

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Why I fired my Secretary.

 

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that

morning.

 

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and

say, 'Happy Birthday!',and possibly have a small present for me.

 

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy

Birthday.'

 

I thought...Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will

remember.

 

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.

 

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat

despondent.

 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss,

and by the way "Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least

someone had remembered.

 

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You

know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what

do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

 

I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.

Let's go !'

 

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose

instead a quiet bistro with a private table.

 

We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

 

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, It's such a

beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?'

 

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?'

She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment , it's just around the corner.'

 

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if

you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.

I'll be right back.'

 

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

 

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and

dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

 

And I just sat there...

 

On the couch...

 

 

NAKED!. :biglaugh: