Don't know if you read this in the 'Tiser the other day, but apparently the new word of the year is "Googleganger": someone who has the same name as you whose details come up when you put your name into Google.
Well, apparently mine is a dog!
Here you go:
"XXXXXX is now 22" at the shoulder and 46 lbs. He has grown into a very handsome dog that we adore. House training was a challenge but I think he finally has the right idea. He is in his second session of puppy training and doing well. Our Granddaughters really enjoy playing with him now that he has finally stopped jumping on them.You most definitely can use us for a reference. Working with you was so easy and his arrival by plane flawless."
Ah, 46 lbs, there are days when I dream of being 46 lbs!!!!