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      made me laugh

      Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
      One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

      When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

      When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays a sound mind. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

      Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
      ANGELA,CHRIS IN REAL ESTATE,CONOR 15 going on 22 and SHEA 8 going on 15.
      'A new way to do business'

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      Hi Chris no wonder your learner drivers end up in the wateras in your other post,i bet you keep telling them jokes all the time and can't concentrate through laughing.
      Keep them coming mate.
      P.S when we get there you'll have my daughter to teach and she will need all the help she can!!


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