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      new zookeeper

      A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

      First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge
      fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death
      with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes
      of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat Anything.

      Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at
      two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?
      Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the
      corpses into the lion enclosure

      He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South
      American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs
      the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
      By now he knows what to do and throws them Into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

      Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.

      He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"

      (Wait for it!!)....

      The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with
      Mushy Bees."
      ANGELA,CHRIS IN REAL ESTATE,CONOR 15 going on 22 and SHEA 8 going on 15.
      'A new way to do business'

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      L.O.L. how do you get all these .


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