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csobrien1966

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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

 

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge

fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death

with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes

of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat Anything.

 

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at

two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do?

Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything. He hurls the

corpses into the lion enclosure

 

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South

American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs

the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.

By now he knows what to do and throws them Into the lions cage because lions eat anything.rolleyes.gif

 

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.

 

He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" confused.gif

 

(Wait for it!!).... ninja.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with

Mushy Bees."tongue.gif

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