I won again! Is anyone luckier than me?

[Tamara (Homes Down Under)]

Every week I inherit millions! I win lottos all over the world (but my numbers come up more often in Nigeria!) and complete strangers leave me millions in their wills!

 

With all these unclaimed funds coming my way you would think that i would have retired already:biglaugh:

I just had to share this one with everyone...it's a classic! I just cannot believe that people fall for this type of garbage.

 

Enjoy...have a smile.

 

Does anyone have a better piece of spam rubbish? I don't think that Ben Elton could write anything this good!

 

Dearest One,

 

Compliment of the season, my name is Linda Justin YAK am 25 years old Girl from Southern sudan.I want to have a common relationship with you, I need to tell you more things, but first I need your help to Stand for me as a trustee.

 

My father Dr. Justin YAK Arop was the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization. My father Dr. Justin YAK and my mother including other top Military officers and top government officials where on board with the plane crashed on Friday May 02, 2008. You can read more about the crash through the below site:

(Link deleted!)

 

Some months after the burial of my parent, my uncle conspired with my step mother and sold my father's properties to a Chinese Expatriate.

On a faithful morning I opened my father's briefcase and found out some vital documents which my beloved late father used in deposit some Money and GOLDDUST worth 250KG 22/23 carat alluvial Gold Dust deposited in a Finance& Security company in Burkina Faso , with my name as the next of kin beneficiary. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money so that I can start a better life and take care of myself.

To the great disapointment when i arrived here in burkina faso, the director of the finance company whom I met in person told me that my present status does not permit me by the local law to clear money or make a transfer of money into an account, he advice me to provide a trustee who will help me to receive the money into an international bank account or I should wait till when I will get married then i can come for the claim with my husband as it was demanded by their Authority..

 

I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own blood sister and help me. Though you maybe wonderring why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well, I will say that my mind convinced me that you are the true person to help me. More so, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my uncle has threatened to assassinate me if care is not taken. The amount involve is $4.5 Million USD and I have confirmed from the Finance and security here in Burkina Faso.

 

However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 15% of the total money and GOLD for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment As soon as I receive your interest in helping me, I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over to your country after the transfer hits your bank account because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who is threatened to kill me.

 

Sincerely yours,

Linda Justin YAK.

 

 

:biglaugh:

[Guest Guest5035]

Sorry, but i win everyday

 

stevo

[demewoods]

Wow!!!!

 

The poor girl, and just think out of all the millions of people out there she chose you to share her story and small fortune with.... Ah!!!!

 

At a small price of losing your money

A little shame

and complete humiliation

 

You could be left with nothing.... Quality, I always love their gramma!!!!!

[Lazy Cow]

. Please do keep this only to your self. I beg [/i][/font][/color]you not to disclose it till i come over to your country after the transfer hits your bank account because I am afraid of my wicked uncle who is threatened to kill me.

 

Sincerely yours,

Linda Justin YAK.

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Shame on you Tamara!

That poor girl absolutely BEGGED you to keep this to yourself...and now her wicked uncle will be after her .

How can you sleep at night??

:shocked:LC

[jim and adel]

Got to say I've never actually read past the first three or four words of any of these - can spot them a mile off - perhaps some have been mini classics. My junk box is always full, I empty it and next time I look it's full again; spam like this is so ubiquitous I don't pay it any attention.

[Guest Nick11]

And you didn't send any money!!!!!!!!!!

You heartless ..unfeeling..... liitle so and so

ARE YOU MADE OF STONE!!!

I bet you avoid the big issue sellers as well!!!!!!!

 

And people fall for this rubbish and send their money off!!!

[Dominique]

LOL that is so funni,i get them all the time 2!!! they fill up my whole spam box