Dianes been to Yorkshire
essex girl walks into library in York says fish and chips twice mate. librarian says, excuse me madam this a library. in a very quiet voice, essex girl says im so sorry can i have fish and chips twice please.
A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "she were thine" engraved on it.
He calls the stone mason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stone mason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look.
When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "she were thin".
He explodes - fooking 'ell man, you've left the fooking "e" out, you've left the fooking "e" out!
The stone mason apologises and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day comes and the widower returns to the stone mason - "There you go sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you".
The widower looks at the stone and then reads out loud -"E, she were thin".
A Yorkshire man was paying for his morning paper and dropped 50P from his wallet, when he bent over to pick it up, it hits him on the back of the head.