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      Red face Guts and balls...........

      There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
      about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the
      difference between them?

      In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

      GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
      met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
      still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

      BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
      of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
      the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

      I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

      Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

      Both result in death

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      Thanks that made me laugh im sitting here in Kent today mid summer again looking out of the window and its pouring down grey and miserable but that joke brought a smile to my face



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