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    1. #1

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Mar 2007
      Greenwith, Adelaide
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      An Aussie love poem

      Who said Australian blokes aren't romantic??

      An Australian Love Poem
      Of course I love ya darlin
      You're a bloody top-notch bird
      And when I say you're gorgeous
      I mean every single word

      So ya bum is on the big side
      I don't mind a bit of flab
      It means that when I'm ready
      There's somethin there to grab

      So your belly isn't flat no more
      I tell ya, I don't care
      So long as when I cuddle ya
      I can get my arms round there

      No sheila who is your age
      Has nice round perky breasts
      They just gave in to gravity
      But I know ya did ya best

      I'm tellin' ya the truth now
      I never tell ya lies
      I think it’s very sexy
      That you've got dimples on ya thighs

      I swear on me nanna's grave now
      The moment that we met
      I thought you was as good as
      I was ever gonna get

      No matter what u look like
      I'll always love ya dear
      Now shut up while the cricket’s on
      And fetch another beer

    2. #2

      Senior Member
      Join Date
      Oct 2006
      239 times
      I like it... lol
      Chris, Sarah, Molly & Phoebe - Arrived in Adelaide 21st August 2007, Living in Moana



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