A Texan visiting Australia was talking to a cattle ranch owner. "You got a
nice ranch here," he said, "but mine in Texas is much bigger."
He looked at one of the breeding bulls and commented, "That's a nice looking
little bull, there, but ours are much bigger."
Just then, a couple of kangaroos hopped across the road and the Texan
exclaimed, "God'a'mighty, what in hell were those?. The Ozzie asked, "Don't
you have grasshoppers in Texas?"
I know,it's bad................. I'll get my coat.........