Toy fire engine

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A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The fireman walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire engine," the fireman says with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says.

The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," The fireman says: "I don't want to tell you how to run

your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think he could pull more."

The little girl replied: "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."