Cheer up it's Friday
To amuse you as you wait for visa's, house sales etc.
Hilary, out campaiging hard across America feels very ill. She takes a pregnancy test and is astounded to find she is 5 weeks pregnant. She immediately picks up the phone and dials Bill.
"How dare you get me pregnant" she rants "This is the worst possible time for me, I am really busy just now and for this to happen is just unforgivable. How am I supposed to continue now. You have ruined everything. You have ruined my life, my career, the works. I can never forgive you."
"Who is this" asks Bill quietly..