IKEA here i come

[Guest Guest5035]

Thought i'd take my wife to Ikea shopping, i cannot wait to get there, whilst she goes shopping i will do the following...

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/entertainment/confidential/ikea-introduces-manland-the-creche-for-retail-weary-men/story-e6fredqc-1226127839568

 

then on the way out buy her lunch and dessert, with a drink...hot dog, ice cream and a free coke

 

Stevo:smile:

[The Flinns]

Don't think I'd even need to take the Mrs (as she'd only spend money on things we don't need). I'd just go along for some peace and quiet and to watch some sport without being nagged

 

P.S. If you're reading this my beloved, I'm only joking

[wizzywozza]

Saw men's creches in Florida way back in the late 80's ..... I've always said every shopping mall should have one.

[Guest Jane & Tony]

Hubby says 'i've been saying for years that every shop should have one of these'. We get fed up of shopping as well you know!! Have to feed the boys tho' !!

 

'What would you like for dinner tonight?' , 'Don't mind'............ five hours later........ 'What chicken agaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnn?'

[Diane]

As a woman that hates shopping, but loves watching sport, d'you think they'd let me in? What are the sex discrimination laws like over here?

[Guest Jane & Tony]

'No Sheila's allowed' I should coco

[Guest Guest5035]

http://images.triplem.com.au/2010/03/06/358087/5MMM-Clipsal500-Grid-Girls-Gallery-04-600x400.jpg

 

as long as you look like a clipsal girl..and love the V8's and footie AND LOVE RICKY as a cricketer.

 

stevo

[Diane]

Aww what a shame Stevo..... V8s aren't sport - you can see the same any day of the week on the normal roads - footie isn't a real sport either - all those steroid pumped chippendales running around - and as for Ricky being a cricketer.......LOLOLOL hang on, falling off my chair laughing at that one! Now give me Stuart Broad any day.....

 

As for the Clipsal girls....nah, don't look like any of them either!!

[Guest Guest5035]

Well thats it then you're barred...

 

stevo:tongue:

[Diane]

S'Okay, I'd rather get my lips round a plate of meatballs at Ikea anyway

[Misplaced]

Not so fast Steve - Diane can bring the 'Tinnies' from the fridge when we need on ;-)

[Guest Guest5035]

Nah.............i've spat the Dummy she's barred..................but perhaps if she brings us a tinnie AND meatballs.......

 

stevo