funny......

[Guest katsmajic]

Just imagine...

**If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Qantas one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.*

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00*

*Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.*

*A recent study found that the average Aussie walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 Gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Aussies get about 41 miles to the gallon!*

*Makes you damned proud to be an Aussie!*

[steveliane]

brilliant.

[Guest ozdreamsa]

Superb, save the earth, drink only beer

[nikkinoodlesuk]

thats it i'm stocking up on my beer...

and it is recommened that you drink ex amount of water a day to stay healthy, beer is over 90% water = good for you!!

[likesshopping]

24 cans in slab - 24 hours in a day

 

....coincidence ???

[Guest ozdreamsa]

The more I am researching, the more I am liking the of me living in oz.