a barbie joke or two

[Guest Guest5035]

While my wife was in the kitchen cooking breakfast , I suddenly heard a loud thud .

Running in , I found her on the floor DEAD !

Panicking in a blind frenzy I had no idea wot to do .

Then I remembered ,,,,

Ikeas do a cheap brekkie

 

My mate told me he's thinking of divorcing his wife coz she hasn't spoken to him in 4 months .

I told him to think it over very carefully because ,,,

Women like that are very hard to find !

 

My mate hired an eastern european cleaner , it took her all day to hoover the lounge .

Turns out she's a Slovak !

 

 

One of the seven dwarfs was arrested the other day for having sex with a giraffe .

Apparently the other 6 put him up to it !

 

If sex amongst 3 people is called a threesome & sex amongst 2 people is called a twosome .

I now understand why they call you Handsome !

 

stevo

[Lazy Cow]

Bruce was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

 

He looked up and said weakly: "I have something I must confess."

 

"There's no need to, " she replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I've rooted your sister, your best mate, her best mate, and your mother!"

 

"I know," she replied, " now just rest and let the poison do its work."

LC