It's a 900km round trip to find a butcher that sells gammon here. Did the trip, smoked the joint in my own smoker today, lovely meat for xmas we thought. Left it to cool in the shed, went to put it in the fridge and it's gone. Some effing feral dog has nicked my home smoked gammon. Aaaaaah! Why couldn't he have nicked the turkey, I hate turkey.
Don't you just love country SA.