Illegal Immigrants Poem......!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest graandjac]

I cross the ocean poor and broke, take bus see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there ,say i need to see man in welfare.

 

Welfare say you come no more, we send money to your door.

Welfare cheques they make you wealthy,

NHS it keep you healthy.

 

By and by i get plenty of money,

thanks to you , you british dummy.

 

Write to friends in motherland tell them come east as soon you can.

They come in turbans and ford trucks, and buy big house with welfare bucks.

 

They come here we live together,

more welfare cheques it gets better.

 

Fourteen families, they move in, but neighbours' patience wearing thin

Finally british guy moves away, now I buy his house then I say

find more immigrants for house to rent and in the yard I put a tent.

 

We have a hobby it's called breeding,

welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist, wives need pills,

we get free, we got no bills!

British crazy they work all year,

to keep the welfare running here.

 

We think uk darn good place - too darn good for british race.

If they no like us they can scram, got lots of room in afghanistan.

 

for all the people over there already this just about sums up the uk now. Cheers Graham

[Guest graandjac]

:unsure:Have i offended anyone....???

[scooterdan]

Offended us...would take more than that!!!

 

I just thought it was a true to life account of a day in the life of an illegal...not a poem!!!!

 

Dan and Steph

[Guest Rachael]

Me is liking your poem.

Thank you please!

R xxx;)

[Guest cornish Busdriver]

Got sent this from a friend in Canada.

 

Prime Minister John Howard - Australia

 

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take it Or Leave it. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians."

"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom."

"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!"

"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture."

"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us."

"This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our Flag, our Pledge, our Christian beliefs, or our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE!"

"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, Canadian citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths. If you agree ... please SEND THIS ON.

[scooterdan]

On the nail!!!

 

Dan and Steph

[Guest graandjac]

Got sent this from a friend in Canada.

 

Prime Minister John Howard - Australia

 

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote:

"IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take it Or Leave it. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians."

"This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom."

"We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!"

"Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture."

"We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us."

"This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our Flag, our Pledge, our Christian beliefs, or our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE!"

"If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted."

 

 

Spot on Mr Busdriver:notworthy::notworthy:Cheers Graham

Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, Canadian citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths. If you agree ... please SEND THIS ON.

[Guest Guest75]

:unsure:Have i offended anyone....???

 

Speaking as a migrant...................................... No :goofy:

[Guest Django]

Its a shame that no British Prime minister has ever had the backbone to make such a speech. If they did I may not be sitting here now on a migration forum anticipating a move to another country.

 

Pete

[Guest caoimhe]

brilliant......if thats the leader of the country, i can't wait to move......spoke his mind, said wat the majority feel....... just a pity other leaders dont speak their minds like that....

Stephen

[Guest Nick11]

I cross the ocean poor and broke, take bus see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there ,say i need to see man in welfare.

 

Welfare say you come no more, we send money to your door.

Welfare cheques they make you wealthy,

NHS it keep you healthy.

 

By and by i get plenty of money,

thanks to you , you british dummy.

 

Write to friends in motherland tell them come east as soon you can.

They come in turbans and ford trucks, and buy big house with welfare bucks.

 

They come here we live together,

more welfare cheques it gets better.

 

Fourteen families, they move in, but neighbours' patience wearing thin

Finally british guy moves away, now I buy his house then I say

find more immigrants for house to rent and in the yard I put a tent.

 

We have a hobby it's called breeding,

welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist, wives need pills,

we get free, we got no bills!

British crazy they work all year,

to keep the welfare running here.

 

We think uk darn good place - too darn good for british race.

If they no like us they can scram, got lots of room in afghanistan.

 

for all the people over there already this just about sums up the uk now. Cheers Graham

 

Go on - I dare you!!

Put it on Adelaidebrits!!!

[Guest Nick11]

Forgot to say - good on you

[Guest Django]

Go on - I dare you!!

Put it on Adelaidebrits!!!

 

 

:biglaugh::biglaugh:

[Guest ozboy]

Thers no dole in OZ for immigrants untill they have been here for 2 years or more, which is why the immigrants that just want to bludge and not work don't want to come to OZ and choose other western countries instead. In OZ those that enter illegally are put behind bars in detention camps in the middle of the outback while in the UK they are given a free house, welfare checks and much more.

[Guest weesp]

What a breath of fresh air to hear the prime minister saying this, you know what we have become so PC over here it makes me sick, I can't wait to live in Australia under a prime minister who believes in his country like he does, well done and can't wait to live like the oz's do!!!!

[Guest barmyarmy]

i grew up being proud to be british but not anymore,this country isnt ours anymore,oz has is dead right come over if you want but live by our rules n our laws or get out .sounds good to me

[Guest Racht70]

Its a shame that no British Prime minister has ever had the backbone to make such a speech. If they did I may not be sitting here now on a migration forum anticipating a move to another country.

 

Pete

 

Absoulutly flippin' Ditto

[newlife]

The only problem is John Howard is no longer Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd (Labour) is in now. Only time will tell if he is same as English Labour or as outspoken as John Howard.

 

Wendy

[Guest Catherine]

Go on - I dare you!!

Put it on Adelaidebrits!!!

 

wouldn't last 5 minutes

[Guest graandjac]

wouldn't last 5 minutes

So what's so scary about adbrits ....?,are they not going to oz for the same reasons, .

Cheers Graham

[duncan-clan]

spot on about that poem...now i live in essex (dagenham) and this pi$$es me off so much now newham council in london are giving ethnic people not english £50,000 to move out of newham to surrounding broughs so they can put a deposit on a house and i get nothing! this country is finished for us english people we need to bring back the iron lady to sort this counrty out man i cat wait to leave on april 16th:mad:

[Guest happy feet]

Hi Graham & Busdriver,

Sad to say i have to agree with your poems, what a shame this country is losing all it's best people to the other side of the world. I'm sure most people in his country didn't have these thoughts afew years ago, however this governement has given us no choice! Bring on Aus, can't wait......

Thanks

Cara

[Guest Guest75]

Hi Graham & Busdriver,

Sad to say i have to agree with your poems, what a shame this country is losing all it's best people to the other side of the world. I'm sure most people in his country didn't have these thoughts afew years ago, however this governement has given us no choice! Bring on Aus, can't wait......

Thanks

Cara

 

I moved here 8 years ago with some of those thoughts - not my only reason for moving though by any means.