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      caz and wayne

      Friday afternoon funny - this is brilliant

      ;)This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
      hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney .

      The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work
      and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers"yes",he or she is then asked 3 random yet
      highly personal questions.

      The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same =
      three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

      One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly
      the funiest thing you've heard yet.

      DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever
      heard of 'Mate Match'?"

      Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

      DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip
      to the Gold Coast if
      you win.
      What is your name? First only please."

      Contestant: "Brian."

      DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

      Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

      DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name?
      First only please."

      Brian: "Sara."

      DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

      Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

      DJ: "Stay with me here,
      Brian! Is she at work?"

      Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

      DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time
      you had sex?"

      Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

      DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

      Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

      DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

      Brian: "About 10 minutes."

      DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one
      would ever have said
      that if a trip wasn't at stake."

      Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

      DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex
      at 8 o'clock this =

      Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

      DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

      Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum
      is staying with us
      for couple of weeks..."

      DJ: "Uh huh..."

      Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower
      at the time."

      DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

      Brian: "On the kitchen table."

      DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than
      theprevious hundred
      times I've done it.
      Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his
      wife's work number and
      call her up.

      You listen to this."
      [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

      DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?"

      Clerk: "Kinkos."

      DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

      Clerk: "This is she."

      DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are
      live on the air right now and
      I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours

      Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

      DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
      Brian knows not to
      give any\answers away or you'll lose.
      Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate

      Sarah: "No."

      DJ: "Good!"

      Brian: (laughing)

      Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up

      Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions
      honestly, okay? Be
      completely honest."

      DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
      questions, Sarah. If
      your answers match Brian's answers, then the both
      of youwill be off to
      the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.

      Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

      DJ: "Alright. When did you last have
      sex, Sarah?"

      Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before
      Brian went to work."

      DJ: "What time?"

      Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

      DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it

      Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

      DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
      trying to protect is
      manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You
      are one question away
      from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

      Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

      DJ: "Where did you have it?"

      Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them
      that did you?"

      Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

      DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

      Sarah: "Well..."

      DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did
      you have it?

      Sarah: "Up the arse....."

      They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he
      thought he was going to have
      a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.
      Apperently there was an unusually high call out of
      the Sydney Police
      just after this conversation , for minor traffic

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      top top top love it cheers Graham

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      :Randy-git: So Aussie radio is more fun then ours then!!!

      That was hilarious... ROFLMAO!!!!

      Dan and Steph
      If you wanna a beer....PM me

      Daniel, 31 and Stephanie, 30, Arrived 30th April 2008 and LOVING IT!!!

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      Brilliant, Brilliant, Brilliant.......I just hope her mum wasn't listening to the show whilst having breakfast at the table!!!!!!!
      Cornelia (41), Andy (42!!), Ally (16) & Wee Andi (12) x

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      Fantastic L.O.L

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      LMASOOOOOOOOOOOM thats sooooooooo funny

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      Thats the funniest thing I've read in a long while! Excellent Caz!!!

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      God, I can't believe I missed this when it was first posted!!! I've just cried from laughing so much! Sooooo funny!
      Liz, Rich, Hattie, Rory and Trev the dog.

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      Could only happen in oz!


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