A Little Joke

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funeral expenses?

 

a man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in jerusalem .

While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband,

"you can have her buried here in the holy land for $150

or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.

The husband thought about it and told the

undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

The undertaker asked him,

"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped

home when you could have a beautiful burial here,

and it would only cost $150????"

the husband replied,

"long ago, a man died here, was buried here,

and three days later he rose from the dead.

i just can’t take that chance!"

 

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