funeral expenses?

a man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in jerusalem .
While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"you can have her buried here in the holy land for $150
or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.
The husband thought about it and told the
undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him,
"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped
home when you could have a beautiful burial here,
and it would only cost $150????"
the husband replied,
"long ago, a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead.

i just can’t take that chance!"