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Ah who needs pointy implements from the cutlery drawer?
Next time you take those little doggy pals of yours for a wee walk in the forest you better watch out...
There's a drop bear out there somewhere with your name on it
PS. No cutlery or drop bears for Tyke rather an ice-stiletto (no murder weapon then!) or slow acting poison. Or - and this i my personal fav- a series of mall holes in his beloved boat.....
You know, I didn't think of myself as a 'nutter' but perhaps I should?! (followed by manic, yet evil, laughter)
I actually like Laughing Cow...happy, looks adorable, loved by all (except the lactose-intolerant), soft, fits easily into lunchboxes (?!)
So, thank you...and enjoy feeling clever and smug. I reckon you deserve it.*
* not patronising at all lol
PS. Tyke, I am not replying to 'Batty Bovine' as I do not want to give it even that small recognition! At least Keldaz was smart enough to use my actual initials!!