Why I fired my secretary!! Funnnny

[Guest Roo1]

Why I fired my Secretary.

 

 

 

Last week was my birthday

 

and I didn't feel very well

 

waking up on that morning.

 

 

 

I went downstairs for breakfast

 

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

 

"Happy Birthday!",

 

and possibly have a small present for me.

 

 

 

As it turned out,

 

she barely said good morning,

 

let alone

 

" Happy Birthday."

 

 

 

I thought...

 

Well,

 

that's marriage for you,

 

but the kids....

 

They will remember.

 

 

 

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

 

and didn't say a word.

 

So when I left for the office,

 

I felt pretty low

 

and somewhat despondent.

 

 

 

As I walked into my office,

 

my secretary Jane said,

 

"Good Morning Boss,

 

and by the way

 

Happy Birthday ! "

 

It felt a little better

 

that at least someone had remembered.

 

 

 

I worked until one o'clock ,

 

when Jane knocked on my door

 

and said, "You know,

 

It's such a beautiful day outside,

 

and it is your Birthday,

 

what do you say we go out to lunch,

 

just you and me."

 

I said, "Thanks, Jane,

 

that's the greatest thing

 

I've heard all day.

 

Let's go !"

 

 

 

We went to lunch.

 

But we didn't go

 

where we normally would go.

 

She chose instead a quiet bistro

 

with a private table.

 

We had two martinis each

 

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

 

 

 

On the way back to the office,

 

Jane said, "You know,

 

It's such a beautiful day...

 

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

 

Do We ?"

 

 

 

I responded,

 

"I guess not.

 

What do you have in mind ?"

 

She said,

 

"Let's drop by my apartment,

 

it's just around the corner."

 

 

 

After arriving at her apartment,

 

Jane turned to me and said,

 

" Boss, if you don't mind,

 

I'm going to step into the bedroom

 

for just a moment.

 

I'll be right back."

 

 

 

"Ok." I nervously replied.

 

 

 

She went into the bedroom and,

 

after a couple of minutes,

 

she came out

 

carrying a huge birthday cake ...

 

Followed

 

by my wife,

 

my kids,

 

and dozens of my friends

 

and co-workers,

 

all singing "Happy Birthday".

 

 

 

 

 

And I just sat there...

 

 

 

On the couch...

 

 

 

Naked.

[Guest Racht70]

Lmao :biglaugh: soooooo funny .

Rach x