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      Aussie Love Poem

      An Australian Love Poem.......

      Of course I love ya darlin'
      You're a bloody top-notch bird
      And when I say you're gorgeous
      I mean every single word
      So ya bum is on the big side
      I don't mind a bit of flab
      It means that when I'm ready
      There's somethin there to grab
      So your belly isn't flat no more
      I tell ya, I don't care
      So long as when I cuddle ya
      I can get my arms round ya there
      No Sheila who is your age
      Has nice round perky breasts
      They just gave in to gravity
      But I know ya did ya best
      I'm tellin' ya the truth now
      I never tell ya lies
      I think it's very sexy
      That you've got dimples on ya thighs
      I swear on nanna's grave now
      The moment that we met
      I thought you was as good as
      I was ever gonna get
      No matter what u look like
      I'll always love ya dear
      Now shut up while the rugby's on
      And fetch another beer!
      Here and settled

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      hope julia gillard doesn't see this..




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