Toilet paper

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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will

this take?' I asked.

 

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I

stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without

missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your bum, didn't it?'

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

 

Stupid, stupid man.

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[yenajisjaney]

lololol it is very funny

[Guest ali]

Brave or stupid? Does it matter, no because he's paralyzed now and will be eating through a straw. Good one Tyke:biglaugh: